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i'm working on an implementation of lolcode as a PostgreSQL procedural language, so that folks can do something like the following in PostgreSQL:

CREATE FUNCTION HAI_WORLDZ RETURNS TEXT AS $$
HAI
    CAN HAS DATABUKKIT?
    GIMMEH RECORDZ OUTTA DATABUKKIT "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM YRTABLE"
    BOTH SAEM RECORDZ AN 0, O RLY?
        YA RLY, FOUND "SUMWUNZ IN YR DATABUKKIT STEELIN YR DATAZ"
        NO WAI, FOUND "HAI, WORLDZ! YR DATAZ R IN YR DATABUKKIT!"
    KTHX
KTHXBYE

eggyknap=# SELECT HAI_WORLDZ();
                          hai_worldz
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
SUMWUNZ IN YR DATABUKKIT STEELIN YR DATAZ
(1 row)